Sunday, April 12, 2009

Jesus In Left 4 Dead

"Because he hath appointed a day, in which he will judge the world in righteousness by [that] man whom he hath ordained; [whereof] he hath given assurance unto all [men], in that he hath raised him from the dead." (Acts 17:31)

“I hate religion” - (Bikers 4:13)

It happened the day before Easter. Francis spoketh too much shiteth and I was forced to feed him a lead salad. The prophetic image you are about to see is real. Jesus and his lawyer are coming back and the apocalypse is nigh. Judge not less ye be judged and other mixed metaphors. Repent ye sinners or face the holy wrath of an automatic shotgun at the hands of the true messiah.

Our father, who art in heaven, Francis be thy name
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done on earth as it is in Mercy Hospital
Give us this day our daily pain pills
And forgive us our friendly fire, as we forgive those who friendly fire against us
Lead us not into a horde of infected,
But deliver us from evil
For thine is the kingdom, the power, and the glory, forever and ever

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